It has sprung to my thoughts I have penned an awful lot about males sipping on London dry gin, and i’m female (well , I was the last time that I checked), and I drink London dry gin, subsequently at risk from it being a bit of a man fest, let me reveal 1 just for the ladies.

The next time you happen to be out on a girls night out, and you’re stood at the bar, racking your brains on what you would like to drink, and well you are unable to consume draught beer, because the pint glass clashes with your outfit, and you simply can not enjoy cider, simply because it makes you puffed up, additionally you seriously wouldn’t mind a glass of wine, but yet ohhh no, thats too many calories that you would much rather use up on delicious chocolate, and you would ideally like to consume champagne, however this is not really going to happen unless a rich benefactor walks through the door and moves you into his huge apartment, and tops up your wardrobe and settles all of your bills…so just what do you want to drink? Well my good buddies, fear no more, considering Vicki has carried out the work to make sure you don’t have to.

The remedy is…..yeah you most likely can work it out because of the truth I am writing about gin but it is dry gin and (Slimline)Tonic!

“Certainly? For what reason?” I hear you say. Well…here goes:

1) They’re ridiculously low in calorific content. Within a Gin & Slimline Tonic there are only…are you ready….merely Fifty six calories. Therefore you do not need to feel too bad when you have one or two, and you do not need to mess up any pre-christmas diet plans. It’s really a win win scenario.

2) It is great for your joints, I am deadly serious. It assists with joint problems and has also been known to help as a good “treatment” for osteo-arthritis. Simply use a number of golden raisins, put them in a bowl, drench them in London dry gin, leave the gin to evaporate for a week or so, put them in a jug, then munch on nine of them each and every day…and after some time, your joints will be beginning to feel moderately healthier and stronger. I may possibly not recommend doing this in a bar though because you are certainly going to look just like an utter half wit.

3) Yet another remarkable one is that, on the build up to your girly period that occurs every month, a handful of women encounter a bloated tummy, and the juniper berries which are found in London distilled gin have a diuretic (this means you use the bathroom a lot more) action. This means you get rid of more water which will help to provide a quick method to fix bloatedness.

So all this being reported, whenever you’re feeling a little under the weather and you are obviously in search of a tipple of the interesting variety, understand that, that a drop of tonic would make Oliver Twist gin go down (in the most pleasurable way).